I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
my liver is dry heaving
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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