hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Even my vagina gasped.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
