Me too!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
