I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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