I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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