At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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