I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dignity is for republicans.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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