I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just want nice things and good sex
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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