I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've blown a few things in my day
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize