I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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