can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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