so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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