she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I wish you could order shots online.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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