so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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