i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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