How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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