Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
