Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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