No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
