..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
honey bunches of taint.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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