i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
