I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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