I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
me + whiskey = a bad person
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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