Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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