I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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