Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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