47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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