Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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