There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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