Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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