so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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