RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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