I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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