but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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