yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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