Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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