you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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