I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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