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(330): View more from Ohio

how can u be prego again

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(310): View more from California

I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..

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(303): View more from Colorado

i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs

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(631): View more from New York

I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.

(1-631): View more from New York

I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.

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(705): View more from Ontario

She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.

(905): View more from Ontario

I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.

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(410): View more from Maryland

It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.

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(925): View more from California

Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug

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