you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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