why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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