I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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