i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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