I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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