in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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