At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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