I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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