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(703): View more from Virginia

He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.

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nothing about this is right.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong

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(817): View more from Texas

I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring

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