I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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