I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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