we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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